Monday, December 20, 2010

Things to look for at an African water park

  • Men in Hanes. Nothing else.
  • Women in white t-shirts and shorts. Nothing else.
  • Boys wearing red tights. 
  • Men wearing wind pants and wind jacket set.
  • Swimsuits worn OVER shorts.
  • Lifeguards without a lick of red on them.
  • Bellows echoing from the mouth of a water slide as three grown men splash into the pool, giggling at themselves while a gathered crowd chuckles and points jovially.
  • Numerous shaded huts, but no chairs to sun by the pool.
  • Hundreds of HUGE smiles.

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