Things to look for at an African water park

• Men in Hanes. Nothing else.
• Women in white t-shirts and shorts. Nothing else.
• Boys wearing red tights. 
• Men wearing wind pants and wind jacket set.
• Swimsuits worn OVER shorts.
• Lifeguards without a lick of red on them.
• Bellows echoing from the mouth of a water slide as three grown men splash into the pool, giggling at themselves while a gathered crowd chuckles and points jovially.
• Numerous shaded huts, but no chairs to sun by the pool.
• Hundreds of HUGE smiles.