Emerald Glasses

Today, the preacher preached.
Today, Jessica listened.
Today, Jessica heard. (Jessica usually listens, but doesn't always hear)

The preacher preached, preaching about the first items the trapped Chilean miners were given upon their rescue, including dark sunglasses. "You see," he preached, "They'd been underground for so long that they had become adjusted to the darkness. The light was so intense, it was beyond that which their eyes could acclimate."
He preaches on: "CNN claims this was the world record for longest survival underground. GHW - God's Holy Word - proves otherwise. 6,000 years, in fact. We've been living underground. Adam & Eve caved to sin. We cave to sin."
Here's Jessica's favorite part: "I think the first thing we're going to get when we get to heaven are a pair of these (preacher pauses preaching and places shades on his nose). The sun isn't light! The moon isn't light! GOD is light. And we can't even imagine it."
Preach, preacher.

Heaven's gonna be a cool place.