|K2SO4 Cr2 (SO4) 3 • 24H2O|
i.e. Chromium (III) potassium sulfate
What's that? Over there? Dashing between the science building and the gymnasium?
It's a gazelle! It's a grey crowned crane! It's...a girl?
Yes. The truth comes out.
I never said that I was the SuperWoman of anything. Oh no, no, no. I am the Clark Kent of science laboratories. The geeky, bespectacled, little-understood character. Yup. Why else would I hide away in a closet the size of a telephone booth and change from a science lab instructor to a PE teacher in 3.87 minutes?
Whoosh! Bam! Kablooie!
Watch out, world. Soon we'll be seeing students doing biceps curls with beakers and playing basketball wearing labcoats and safety goggles.